Sphinx is a man of mystery, known throughout history for his trickery, fearlessness, and appetite at all-you-can-eat buffets. Hulk Hogan copied his mustache. Kim Jong-il stole his shades. He has the body of a lion and the eyes of an eagle. His glance will pierce your soul, and his touch will teach you the true meaning of being an American. Fill yourself with the powers of his riddles. Immerse yourself in the all-encompassing musk of his grizzled chin. Sphinx is do or die. Time to choose, punk.