depthcharge

scratch

Think you're tough?  Think you're hard?  Depthcharge takes your definition of "hard" and makes it look like a Hello Kitty backpack for small puppies that have incredibly cute eyes and just make you want to cuddle & go "Awwwww" & feel good about life & love & humanity.  Scratch craps all over that soft bullsh*t.  Scratch is eating nails for breakfast.  Scratch is showering in active volcanoes with a wrench for a washcloth.  Snap into a slim jim made of rock salt!  Depthcharge: making Chuck Norris look like a little b*tch in 2014.  SCRATCH!

Release Date: 1.1.14 - FREEMOM006 

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